I think the best part of black friday is having customers casually complain to me about how tired they are
"hey guys, how’s your morning going?"
"it’s okay blah blah but we’re really tired, we had to get up at like four am"
HUH I WONDER WHAT THAT’S LIKE
Walking Naked Past My Very Uncomfortable Roommate
by Saira M Wetzel
the Virginia Freeman story
if we were to ever write our autobiographies
I desperately need a copy of god emperor of dune and a pair of round sunglasses
Halloween is coming up, and I don’t seem to have any time, money, or friends to actually give a fuck about it. So I’m probably just going to end up getting high, eating candy, and having myself a halloweentown marathon because I’m just too much of a scaredy cat to watch any actual halloween movies.